Gem store warns thief that they stole the wrong mineral in karma-fueled public explanation letter: 'I would strongly consider throwing that... away if I were you'

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    Young woman holds wallet and looks to the side nervously, in background is assortment of crystals and gemstones
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    "Dear Shoplifter: An Exercise in Karma"

    Earlier on this week we had a mineral specimen stolen. We know this because you removed it from its container and left its label. We also later went on to check our CCTV and low and behold, there was you removing the specimen with your bare hands, looking both ways, and then nefariously sliding it into your jacket pocket.
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    Worry not, the specimen is not overly expensive, but it was nonetheless extraordinarily fragile, meaning that it definitely won't have survived the journey from the display to the door without crumbling... let alone all the way back to your lair of criminal mismanagement.
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    However, it is probably important to point out that the reason the specimen you stole was stored inside a container, was because it is inconceivably toxic. Meaning it was stored there for the purpose of public safety.
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    Meaning you not only removed an objectively dangerous and notoriously fragile mineral from its container with your bare hands but then went about lining the inside of your pocket with the very thing we were trying to insulate the public from.
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    So... you know that metallic taste in your mouth that started earlier on this week, followed by nausea, vomiting, acute abdominal pain, headache, dizziness, muscle aches and staggering levels of fatigue? You're welcome!!
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    Note: I would strongly consider throwing that jacket away if I were you. Sticking your hand in that pocket is going to be like spending a night next to an RBMK reactor at Chernobyl.
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    People tried to guess what the mystery mineral could be!

    amethyst6319 Cinnabar? autunite?
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    the.salt.shack @amethyst6319 Stibnite ❤
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    mylucidrealm I'm guessing it was an exaggeration to freak them out but still genius
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    leathechangeling Is... Is this accurate, or just messing with the thief? Either way, I'm terrified. Well done.
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    the.salt.shack @leathechangeling may have exaggerated a little
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    leathechangeling @the.salt.shack Sometimes that's the only way people learn!!
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    brecklanderstudio I sincerely hope this mineral had a caution sign next to it - irresponsible otherwise. Should have stored it next to your till area. There is always going to be shop lifting but you also need to protect yourself against customer complaints. This is a fine example which could work against you. I'm not making excuses for the theft - but as a shop keeper protect yourself at all costs.
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    vinicius.oliveira2001 @brecklanderstudio Will the thief formally complain? I don't think so, obviously. Whereas honest customers are probably advised about the danger during checkout or something.
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    the sea.lestials You have alot of scorpio in ur chart dont u
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    thequietone2022 Excellent . we need more retailers standing out on Shoplifting
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    Assortment of crystals and gem stones

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